Paranormal Romance: a sub-genre that focuses on romance and includes elements beyond the range of scientific explanation, blending together themes from the genres of traditional fantasy, science fiction, or horror. Common hallmarks are romantic relationships between humans and vampires, shape shifters, ghosts, and other entities of a fantastic or otherworldly nature and can also include characters with psychic abilities.

Addict: (v) to habituate or abandon oneself to something compulsively or obsessively (see above)

Friday, March 25, 2011

You may be an addict if….

  • You’re ideal Mr. Right is tall, dark and dead
  • The clerk at the local bookstore asks you what he/she should read next
  • It’s Tuesday morning and you are loading your tot up with cookies, juice boxes and Dora so you can catch a quick nap on the couch because you were up all night reading the latest PNR release since it became available at 12:01am
  • You think zombies are sexy, as long as certain body parts remain intact!
  • When a new release comes out from your favorite series you have a series re-read
  • Your top five book boyfriends are either; winged, fanged or furred
  • You’re saving up your money for a Fever tattoo
  • Your main vocabulary includes words like “True?” and “What’s doing?”
  • Despite the popular belief of demons being evil and scary you know they are just like the rest of us; sensitive souls with big hearts that need to be loved
  • You’ve asked your significant other to read CH32, and if he refused you printed it out and snuck it in his briefcase

If any of the above applies to you, then you may be a paranormal romance addict!


BLHmistress said...

yup I can most of those I can say yes too :)

theJeepDiva said...

My friend & I have been "true" and "I feel ya" to each other all week while we impatiently wait for our April 2 trip to Kentucky to go see JR Ward.

Belinda said...

Oh I love this!! THanks so much for sharing it. Proof that I'm completely addicted and hopeless cause LOL

Leia Shaw said...

hilarious! and so true!

Christie - The Fiction Enthusiast said...

That is funny (& so true) :)

Kelly said...

Amen, sista! Amen!

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